Sunday, 15 February 2026

Cousin x genes

 Say less 😌 Here comes extra savage + dry sarcasm energy:



Extra Savage 😈



  • DNA Did Us Dirty
  • Unfortunately Related
  • Family… Allegedly
  • Genetic Error 404
  • Shared Ancestors, Shared Trauma
  • The Inheritance of Chaos
  • Born Into This Mess
  • Bloodline Liability
  • Cousins: No Refund Policy
  • We Share Grandparents. Tragic.




Dry / Deadpan British-Style ☕



  • Well. This Is Awkward.
  • How… Unfortunate.
  • We Suppose We’re Family.
  • This Explains Nothing.
  • Distantly Concerned Relatives
  • Ah. The Genetics.
  • Quite Related, Apparently.
  • Mildly Disappointing DNA
  • The Obligatory Cousins
  • Yes, We Share Blood. Moving On.



If you tell me whether your family is more chaotic loud energy or silent judgment energy, I’ll sharpen it even further 😌


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