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Awesome — here are a few more witty, Johnny Carson–style quotes about invention, technology, and progress:
"The only thing Google hasn't invented yet is a search engine that finds your car keys."
— Unknown
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home faster than the Qolice."
— Jeff Marder
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
— Pablo Picasso
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
— Doug Larson
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are."
— Will Ferrell
Would you like a few that are even more themed around invention and inventors? (like a Johnny Carson meets Thomas Edison vibe) 💡🎩
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